Thursday, September 25, 2008

Why Feminists hate Sarah Palin

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122143727571134335.html?mod=special_page_campaign2008_mostpop

For the record: I respect anyone's opinion to vote differently. Just chill on the bile and silly comments about how she needs to be home with her children. WTF? Would we say that about a man? And if you love Obama and plan to vote for him, great, just don't do it because you think he's dreamy.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

I drank the Kool-Aid...darn it

Ok, check the box. I have taken my kids to Disney. I had taken to calling it the "dreaded Disney trip". I was so stressed about it. All I could think about was how hard it would be. About the stroller, and the diapers and the crowds and the heat. And making the dinner reservations and etc, etc, etc. And I couldn't figure out what was so great about these parades at night. I grew up with Mardis Gras! Where they threw beads and coconuts! I gave myself a full blown fever blister outbreak over this trip. Not just one but a honking cluster of them all over my chin! I couldn't wait to just get it over with and come home and rest.



And....



I loved it. I had so much fun. More than my kids, I think. I wish I wouldn't have spent oh so much on it (did I mention we had to stay two more days due to Hurricane Ike?) so that I could start planning our return. See, all of those dinner reservations? Well those were for dinners that people COOKED FOR ME AND CLEANED UP AFTER ME. What a concept! I highly recomment the deluxe dining plan. Go for three full on sit down meals per day. Its so worth it.



Oh, and also. Here is another big tip: the Spirit of Ohana luau at the Polynesian is fantastic. There is something for everyone during that two hour show and dinner. Eye candy galore. Hula girls with booties a shakin, Tahitian slap dancers with oh so ripped abs, a fire dancer for excitement and here is the kicker. Bud light on tap included with your meal. Genius.



I'm still not sure about the parades, though. The beads would put them over the top. I should email Disney.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Come what may

It's been a while since my first post. My husband told me I needed to "tone it down" a little bit. He even broke out his manager voice and tried to "handle me". I can tell when he is doing that.

Maybe people would think I'm a whack job with all of my repressed angst and colorful language and such. These are all points that he made. I got pissy and then I simmered down to think about it. I came to the conclusion that he's right (not a conclusion I arrive at easily, I might add). People might think I'm a bit off. People might find me unladylike. People might decide not to like me.




All of those people can go fuck themselves:)